Mom: "what about all the people who see your tummy when you swim?"
Cole:"I wear swim shirts mom... people don't see my bare tummy".
Mom: "well you'll also have to show him your groin".
Cole: "that's fine. but not my tummy."
Mom: "That is where your rash was down by the private parts, Cole."
Cole: "Oh geez! I am NOT (with more emphasis and an escape planning) pulling down my pants! You don't me MY privates, right?!"
Mom: "Doctors see these things all day! They have to or they can't diagnose you properly!"
Cole: "well then I'm going to be sick forever! Would you pull down your pants for the Dr?"
Cole: "Mom, I said your pants, not your shirt... but I'm not doing that either."
Mom: "well, Heavenly Father's plan to get his children from their mom's uterus to daylight isn't out the belly button Cole."
McKay... chokes on his food.
Bailey... "Please don't bring it up Cole."
Cole: "So mom, why did he have that plan anyway?"